Kevin Smith Vs. Southwest Airlines Bloggers

Only if they have not benefited from the media fed by Bull, director of the plump "Clerks," "Chasing Amy" and "Jersey Girl", took a flight from Oakland to Burbank last week, and then asked leave the plane for security reasons or because the flight attendants were shocked by its circumference anorexic.


Smith, who has accidentally opened a new movie, 26 February ( "Cop Out" with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan), then have another flight, after buying the first two places so that your weight may be evenly distributed "an area broader, which saves the plane to plunge into a cornfield covered with snow, with the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens.

I wish the flight was full of overweight people. They are always at the fine, and that's all in my mind that I'm sitting in the waiting room, examining the passengers will be my flight. Oh, do not tell me who do the same. First, I think there are terrorists who are overweight. Do not scare me. We all have the Silent, and my eyes are still beyond the people who are overweight.

Why should I pay more for a bunch of fatties can not control themselves? "I'm not saying that the conversation took place but could have .." Secondly, I'm tired of paying for meals on flights due to the adjustments and the frames of the air base wants to penalize those of us who actually eat solid food. "I do not know about you, a manager can say," but I can not do, "next to a granola bar. I can imagine that the leaders share a salad and the establishment of a list of food prices that have used the service for free with very expensive tickets.

Legally and morally, allowing them to help other passengers in the event of an emergency landing. If he can not bear the heaviest person in his flight, which should not be sitting in this room. Do not want my life depends on a thin man, who has no muscles online faster than me to make sure these seats. Most of them are weak do not eat enough, and many of them insist on the demand for places in the aisles when the doors of an emergency. Finally, people are underweight a security problem for me.

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