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Feb 20, 2010 by News Gatherer
If you have not benefited from the media fed by Bull, director of the plump "Clerks," "Chasing Amy" and "Jersey Girl", took a flight from Oakland to Burbank last week, and then asked to leave the plane for security reasons or because the flight attendants were shocked by its circumference anorexic.
Smith, who has accidentally opened a new movie, 26 February ( "Cop Out" with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan), then have another flight, after buying the first two places so that your weight may be evenly distributed "an area broader, which saves the plane to plunge into a cornfield covered with snow, with the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens.
Oh, do not tell me who do the same. We are all silent and my eyes are still beyond the people who are overweight. I wish the flight was full of overweight people. First, I think there are terrorists who are overweight. Do not scare me. They are always at the fine, and that's all in my mind that I'm sitting in the waiting room, examining the passengers will be my flight.
"I do not know about you, a manager can say," but I can not do, "next to a granola bar. I can imagine that the leaders share a salad and a timetable of food prices that have used the service free with very expensive tickets. Why should I pay more for a group of fatties can not control themselves? "I'm not saying that the conversation took place, but there could be" .. Second I am tired of paying for meals on flights due to the adjustments and the frames of the air base wants to penalize those of us who actually eat solid food.
Finally, people are underweight a security problem for me. Do not want my life depends on a thin man, who has no muscles online faster than me to make sure these seats. Legally and morally, allowing them to help other passengers in the event of an emergency landing. Most of them are weak do not eat enough, and many of them insist on the demand for places in the aisles when the doors of an emergency. If he can not bear the heaviest person in his flight, which should not be sitting in this room.
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